The Saga of the Hudson River Rock Ascent

A woman is sitting on a Hudson River rock,
She was out for some sun and to take a wee walk, but
While innocently ascending through the weeds and the gravel,
She snagged her yellow sweater and it started to unravel.
She didn’t mind at first, since what was the worst
That could happen to beset her from loss of a sweater.
Well!
Little did she know on her upward climb,
She was creeping through a climate zone that once upon a time
Caused a temperature inversion that reversed the
Immersion that had caused the incursion
Of the balmy interspersion that released her from the weather
That required a sweater!
Well,
She shivered and she shook
And by hook, crook and nook,
She descended from the River Rock
And lived to give her first TED talk!

East Shore of the Hudson River near Cold Springs Harbor