The New Black Holes
Ladies and gentlemen,
Surely you have been watching our recent Public Video series on the New Black Holes. These Holes, as you will recall if you have been tuned in, have been put in place here on Earth by unknown Entities, and for unknown but apparently sinister purposes.
The amazingly innocent appearing Windmill below is actually harboring a New Black Hole! Firstly, this New Black Hole is square! We all know (look inside yourself) that ordinary Black Holes are not square but globular. Secondly, it is disguised as an ordinary Information Booth, but of course there is no Information, there is only a New Black Hole! Thirdly, it is waving an American Flag as a decoy. How tacky is that? Finally, notice the waiting padlock....as if a New Black Hole needed a lock!
Nobody, repeat, not a single Body, has ever been seen emerging from a New Black Hole.
Moments after snapping this photograph shown below, we were called away on another Critical Mission; we cannot report on the outcome for this innocent bystander. Tourists, beware!
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Surely you have been watching our recent Public Video series on the New Black Holes. These Holes, as you will recall if you have been tuned in, have been put in place here on Earth by unknown Entities, and for unknown but apparently sinister purposes.
The amazingly innocent appearing Windmill below is actually harboring a New Black Hole! Firstly, this New Black Hole is square! We all know (look inside yourself) that ordinary Black Holes are not square but globular. Secondly, it is disguised as an ordinary Information Booth, but of course there is no Information, there is only a New Black Hole! Thirdly, it is waving an American Flag as a decoy. How tacky is that? Finally, notice the waiting padlock....as if a New Black Hole needed a lock!
Nobody, repeat, not a single Body, has ever been seen emerging from a New Black Hole.
Moments after snapping this photograph shown below, we were called away on another Critical Mission; we cannot report on the outcome for this innocent bystander. Tourists, beware!
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