Ladies and Gentlemen!!! Announcing, Announcing! There appears to be a serious Shark Threat near Cubicle 2278! Our security cameras seem to be focusing onto the almost-always-invisible Office Shark! As we all know, only when Shark is severely hungry, lonely or anxious for a victim does it become at all visible.
Nevertheless, Shark appears to be resting quietly in the hall.
...Uh oh...Quiet now, don't make even a simple electronic sound. Leave all bits alone!
Wait! What's going on here? Shark is sniffing at the cubicles. Oh My Gosh! Thank goodness we empty the building at 10:00 o'clock. What??? The Office Empty Checker is ill?
Oh my Heavens! Shark has figured out how to open the cubicle door. That's impossible! Aren't they all locked for the night?
I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME. SO THE CHECKER IS ILL! IS THAT AN EXCUSE OR WHAT?
Stay Calm everybody. It looks as though there is nobody in the cubicle,
Oh thank you, Spirit Winds, the office is empty; Office Shark is obviously mistaken....Whew!!!
Wait a minute!!! Somebody just uploaded an instagram from an iPhone... And there's a message...
Nevertheless, Shark appears to be resting quietly in the hall.
...Uh oh...Quiet now, don't make even a simple electronic sound. Leave all bits alone!
Wait! What's going on here? Shark is sniffing at the cubicles. Oh My Gosh! Thank goodness we empty the building at 10:00 o'clock. What??? The Office Empty Checker is ill?
Oh my Heavens! Shark has figured out how to open the cubicle door. That's impossible! Aren't they all locked for the night?
I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME. SO THE CHECKER IS ILL! IS THAT AN EXCUSE OR WHAT?
Stay Calm everybody. It looks as though there is nobody in the cubicle,
Oh thank you, Spirit Winds, the office is empty; Office Shark is obviously mistaken....Whew!!!
Wait a minute!!! Somebody just uploaded an instagram from an iPhone... And there's a message...
"nice, sharky, sharky, nice sharkky...
H E L P ! ! ! "
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