Several parking tickets had already been attached by the Authorities in the Department, but El Innocente was unable to pay them. As our hero arrived on the scene, an Official was already attaching the Tow! We all know what the Department does with Towed Trees -- well, I don't even want to talk about it.
Thankfully, Bystander was allowed to pay the outstanding tickets and to establish the El Innocente Ticket Paying Trust in Perpetuum Fidite.
We are all exceedingly grateful.
|Tree parked illegally on Park Avenue and 94h Street|