Jail Break! Jail Break!
Attention All Bystanders! Attention ! Attention !!
We had an early report of a Flower Breakout on the Upper East Side, and the rumors have been confirmed!
Several dozen small daisy-like blossoms, including stems, have managed to escape confinement and are loose and at large. Several have been captured, but many are still out there! Although these particular inmates are not known to be dangerous, they have been under house arrest for many months and may have acquired questionable behavior characteristics. Even worse, these blossoms may be in danger themselves, from unattentive walkers and unfriendly dogs!
If you spot any suspicious flowers and stems of any kind, please notify The Authorities instantly. You may save a life.
Escaping flowers caught in the glare of a searching headlight |
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