How to Visit the Hospital for Special Surgery View

1. First obtain a list of patients in residence at the Hospital for Special Surgery. 
2. Select a name with a similar ethnicity to your own to minimize questions by badge-wearing personnel, especially those with stethoscopes.
3. Walk with purpose to the appropriate room with a cover story at hand. 
4. Nod nicely to the patient and head for the widow.

Successful Visitor obtains chair near the Window.  Patient was asleep and therefore non-interfering

 

Visitor nods to Patient on way to the Window,  pretending to be a close relative and Hospital Volunteer

Sailboat passing Hospital for Special Surgery on East River (taken by individual named Rita, who claimed to be an old-high-school-friend).

Typical Patient View