Pigeon Management

You may not believe this (I didn't), but the roof curators at the Metropolitan Museum of Art, who do not give up easily, have come up with the following pigeon plan. 
  1. Erect a huge mirror. 
  2. Confuse Monster Pigeon (and Mate). 
How?   Here is the story as told by a reliable anonymous source.  Mirrors confuse large vampires.  Vampires drink blood. Therefore, mirrors confuse large pigeons. Ok?

Moreover, if there exists a large mirror whose only purpose is to deflect and confuse vampires, then there is a vampire living in the nest next door. 

Q.E.D.  The matter is Quasi-Experimentally Determined.  It's practically scientifically proven ( "quod erat demonstrandum").   Right?
BAMBU AND SQUIVA 007

 

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