Alarming Report of Errant Feather Duster

As you know, many ostrich feathers end up in feather dusters, and I’m afraid we are having more reports of unpredictable dusters. Here is one recent report from an innocent user:

Dear (name withheld): I tested the electrostatic properties of your feather duster on a clear glass beside table top, a wood burning stove top and a LCD television screen with mixed results. It removed dust particles easily from each of these surfaces. I was amazed and gratified. However, the duster changed channels on the TV. Larry King was interviewing some Republicans about the president being a threat to the nation, and I found this to be a fascinating proposition. But upon contact the screen displayed the Nature Channel. The show was about the natural beauty and grace of wild ostriches. I have not been able to change the channel and the show keeps repeating.

We'll keep you posted.

Innocent-appearing Feather Duster, beware!