I am re-doing my apartment, and my piano is very big. It’s an old Sohmer upright from I believe 1918. So I decided to donate it to Housing Works, a charity for AIDS-related things. Housing Works takes pianos in good condition, but they only move them down two steps, not four, and my stoop is four steps high. I have a contractor who is fixing up my apartment, who agreed to get a couple of guys to move the piano down to the sidewalk. In my defense, I told them it was a Big Piano. I cried over it for a little while, and then the three guys showed up to move it. My job was to guard the truck parked in front of a fire hydrant down the street and to drive it around the block if needed. I was watching the action through the rear view mirror. I saw the piano emerge from the building and hover over the steps; it looked shaky; it was verging on a 45 degree angle; I decided not to watch. In a few minutes ...