I feel like somebody is pulling a burning muscle at the center of me. So I have decided on self-hypnosis. Tick, tock, tacky-A, tick tock tacky-B, Tickytockytacky-C (That’s tacky in the tactile taffy sense, not the simple tacky tacky sense.) Ok. Concentrate: Hmmm, ummm… (I wonder what ever happened to that thingamajig. You know that one over in the mall next to the carousel?) Oh, sorry, back to concentration. Ummhmmmm hmm Snap, snap--wake up! Aha! It’s gone, I Just bid it goodbye. Away like the wind. How Lucky am I. Life is fine, life is grand, life is under control. I play by the rules, I play by the role I like it! I do. It was all in my mind. No 'up' and no 'down', I’m completely aligned. I’m happy. I’m fine. The bud has been nipped. A tick and a tack and a passion’s ungripped! But wait! What’s that ponderous chimeric form? That vaporous shimmering beckoning storm? Scat! You’re not real, go away or I’ll shoot! You’re a messy mirage and a menace to boot!